everyting you want to know about love
Het onderstaande boek heb ik samengesteld uit duizenden passages en opmerkingen en wijsheden, inzichten over liefde, geluk, passie romantiek van over de hele wereld. Voor bezoekers die liever Nederlands lezen komt er een Nederlandse versie onder de noemer Stan Turbo Stories.
Everything you want to know about Love.
Bold men as known have longer sex, and it is a fact that many people believe sex is a race but sex isn’t a race at all, so take time to explore and focus on thighs as the lower belly. Make a mental circle 2 inches around the outside of the vagina and don’t cross the line while you kiss, lick, and caress. Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive. Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend – or a meaningful day. Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can’t help them, at least don’t hurt them.Today, more than ever before, life must be characterized by a sense of Universal responsibility, not only nation to nation and human to human, but also human to other forms of life. Give a woman plenty of Time. If your partner wants morning sex, set your alarm at least 45 minutes early. A woman won’t want sex if she’s hurried, and she’ll probably need about 35 minutes to reach orgasm. Grunts are better than nothing. She’ll give longer and more enthusiastic oral sex if you give her a verbal response. Even appreciative grunts are better than silence. Vary the Stimulation. When you’re all the way inside her, add side-to-side movement or up-and-down pelvic pressure against her clitoris to vary the stimulation. Be wise and visualize the steps needed to reach your goals. Imagine yourself doing these steps, living each instant of them. If you want yout partner to be happy, practice kindness and compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. Love, compassion and forgiveness are the important things and should be part of your daily life. Make a fantasy lottery. Both you and your lady write five sexual fantasies down on five separate notebook cards. Then head to a restaurant where you can get a booth and some privacy in a public setting. Over dinner and wine, pull out the cards and make three piles “yes,” “maybe someday,” and “not on your life.” Put the possibles in a shoe box, and once a month pull out a winner.
Ask her to kiss your earlobe with the same pressure she prefers during oral, then cop her style next time you’re south of the border. Work out togetherand think of it as fat-burning foreplay. It will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties. Bonus: Your post-run sweat has androstadienone, a testosterone derivative that spikes her arousal when she smells it. Do n’t expect to change overnight from an ordinary lovern into one with high realizations.To control negative physical and verbal actions, it is necessary to get at their root, the mind, and tame it. If we find we cannot love others, the least we can do is to desist from harming them.
Be your own Master.
Be your own master , if you have willpower, then you can change anything as it is usually said that you are your own master.Whatever steps, however small, one can take towards learning to reduce the influence of the negative emotions can be very helpful so we need to consider how our actions, in affecting the environment, are likely to affect others and therefore we need to develop a good heart, real appreciation, love and compassion for others to improve. Meet hostility and suspicion with kindness. Use your thumb to press on her G-spot, as if you were making a thumbprint on her vaginal wall. You’re shooting for the area about 2 inches inside the vaginal opening, on the front side. When kissing, don’t use your tongue like a dart (in and out, in and out). Instead, try varying motions and amounts of pressure. For over-the-top stimulation of her most nerve-packed parts, keep thrusting short and shallow, rather than deep and fast. Words she loves to hear: “I want to make you feel good.” Looking for The One? Don’t abandon your spoken-for friends. A guy with a wife or live-in girlfriend has an expanded social circle meaning he knows more women (that he could potentially introduce you to) than he did when he was single.
Anger cannot be overcome by anger
Be motivated by compassion and love, respect the rights of others – this is the real practice of religion. Anger cannot be overcome by anger so keep contact indirect as The nerve-packed clitoris actually extends several inches under the skin on either side of her vagina (like a wishbone), which means you can massage it without direct pressure to the bud. Trace the extensions with flat, wide, extra-wet tongue strokes or slow finger zigzags. (Don’t forget lube.) Then rub a slow spiral around the top, drawing closer with each pass. The combo of anticipation and indirect contact will bring her pleasure centers to life. Dont forget to send Her a Letter, write her a letter one that does not involve a laser printer or an e-mail address. Write what you feel, but the ruling sentiment should be one of gratitude and confidence in your future together. Then mail it to her.
The aim of practice
Remain calm when a decked-out bombshell strolls by and you’ll be sending the message that you’re too smart to be wowed by a Wonderbra and red lipstick. Give Her the Perfect Compliment. The best compliments are the ones that involve multiple senses. “You have beautiful breasts” is nice. “You have beautiful breasts they feel so soft and warm in my hands” is that much more intimate. If a woman who knows you’re spoken for comes on to you, it’s flattering. It’s tempting. But remember that she’s doing it to feed her own ego, not yours. The point of our existence is that, as human beings, we live purposeful, meaningful lives. We must work to resolve conflicts in a spirit of reconciliation and always keep others’ interests in mind. Moral ethics are the basis of world peace. You need an inarable combination of material and internal, or spiritual, progress. Love and compassion arising with a clear recognition of the importance and rights of others will reach even those who would do you harm. She wants to see how much power she holds over you. And if you take her bait, she then knows she must be superior in every way to your sweetie. Deep down, she has nothing but contempt for both your male weakness and your mate’s existence.The aim of spiritual practice is to become the friend of all beings, concerned about them and ready and able to help them so give Her a V to increase clitoral contact when she’s on top, make a V with two fingers, and place it so the point of the V (just between the two knuckles) is directly over her clitoris. Your fingers should come down on either side of your penis as she rides you. This will stimulate the clitoris, inner labia, and urethra as well as add intensity for you. Call Her within 48 Hours.Otherwise, you’ll look scared or stupid for resorting to high-school mind games.If you get her voicemail, leave a message. To convey confidence, your voice should be deep and moderately loud. Stand up and hum a little before you call it will bring your voice to the ideal pitch.
Love over gold
How much better is it to get wisdom than gold! and to get understanding rather to be chosen than silver. Hate leaves ugly scars; love leaves beautiful ones. In this life we cannot do great things We can only do small things with great love. Love is to love someone for who they are, who they were, and who they will be in the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in the water of adversity and grief as w are all born for love It is the principle of existence, and its only end. Partners may not remember exactly what you did, or what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel so if you focus only on yourself and neglect others, you will lose; but you will gain if you value others as much as you cherish yourself so
don’t go south during foreplay, during foreplay, agree that the genitals are off-limits. Touch the other parts of her body, using fingers, a feather, a silk scarf, or anything that turns her on, and ask her to describe how it feels. This builds the tension until you’re both ready to explode. Want to know if she likes to talk dirty? so compliment at least 5 times a day. It’ll make them feel special, appreciated, and closer to you. And the more connected one feels, the more sexually inspired humans feel. The essence is to believe in yourself and in your abilities. Believing in yourself is the key to almost everything you will start. Love and compassion arising with a clear recognition of the importance and rights of others will reach even those who would do you harm.Most of us already forget common things like cooking, driving a car or taking a class in University.
Cultivating proper motivation
All good qualities must be sown and cultivated. We can’t expect to change overnight from an ordinary person into one with high realizations.To control negative physical and verbal actions, it is necessary to get at their root, the mind, and tame it. If we find we cannot help others, the least we can do is to desist from harming them. We must generate courage equal to the size of the difficulties we face and try te be kind always. Taking a realistic view and cultivating a proper motivation can also shield you against feelings of fear and anxiety. If you don’t have a cologne that she likes, shop for one with her. It’s a form of foreplay and dont forget holding hands can work as an aphrodisiac. It shows her you’re devoted and proud to tell the world. Better use your brains. Assume the Cuban Plunge sex position: As you assume the man-on-top position, ask her to bring her knees to her chest and drape her legs over your shoulders. Her vagina will be elongated and extended, and your penetration will be deeper and more pleasurable for her, which qualifies as a win-win situation. Always be kind and honest and praise. Compliment in front of friends. The next time you kiss , don’t try to steal second. Just kiss. Men use kissing primarily as a means to an end to advance sexual relations. Yet women mainly use kissing as a way to monitor the status of the relationship, and especially a partner’s commitment level.
Take your time.
By extending your ordinary feelings of love and concern beyond their usual biased limits, love is freed from the restrictions of attachment One of the biggest reasons women can’t relax during sex is body image. Keep the lights low. A candle? Perfect. Passion” means being in the moment and not being distracted. Sex is a conversation, and she doesn’t want to feel like you wish you had your BlackBerry. Lie on a blanket in a park, with people all around, and whisper fantasies to one another, sparing no detail. You’ll create sexual tension but with safety, as there’s no possibility of sex then and there. The next day go shopping alone and invest in perfume like “Cloe”, “Prada” or “D&G” and surprise her in the moonlight and tell her you appreciate her so much because she is the most beautifull woman on earth. Use anticipation as an aphrodisiac. Instead of tearing her clothes off, take your time. Tell her what you want to do with each section of exposed skin.
Why a nightmare can feel so real.
The more contact we have with one another and the more we come to understand each other’s values, the greater will be our mutual respect. Words she loves to hear: “It’s OK to go slow.” Say it and mean it. sit at a 90-Degree Angle. On a dinner date, always position yourself at a 90-degree angle to her rather than straight on. If she sits at the end of the table, sit in the first seat to her left. Turn toward her from the waist, which will give her the opportunity to turn toward you.Never forget to be kind and honnest. Don’t Agree to Disagree. Love and compassion arising with a clear recognition of the importance and rights of others will reach even those who would do you harm so put this question to yourself: should I use everyone else to attain happiness, or should I help others gain happiness? So when you and your girlfriend disagree, never agree to disagree. Agreeing to disagree shuts down the communication process and resolves nothing. And the less comfortable she feels communicating, the less confident she’ll feel about the relationship.
Ity is always good to ask for a Kissing Lesson. Ask to demonstrate what considers is as a sexy kiss. Then let her do all the work. It’s educational…and fun. This explains why your dreams can feel so true. It also explains why a nightmare can feel so real.
Get backup, use your contacts
Get backup, use your contacts and talk to people. Don’t be shy to talk to people about your new goals and how you plan to achieve them. Other people’s insight can be very important and can help skip a few steps so be kind, you can use other peoples experiences to learn quicker and get by some of the steps. In this example they are your tools) Getting help and helping, is not only smart and quicker it will also show your friends and family and the whole world that you want to learn and achieve your goals .Our prime purpose in this life is to make peace and love others so don’t be afraid to mix things up in bed. Sexual novelty re-creates those early-relationship, take-me-now hormones. Fund an erotic shopping spree. Write out a gift certificate with an expiration date that coincides with your evening at a hotel. If she prefers to shop alone, let her either way, you’ll find out what interests her. If you want to be admired, join a volunteer group. Selflessness is sexy and research has shown that women consider altruism more important than men do. To show your selfless stuff, join a Meetup volunteer group.If you want som,ethinmg new? Start sex outside the bedroom. The same old place leads to the same old patterns. So explore some new erogenous areas: The kitchen. The bathroom. Quebec City. Your bodies will be in new places, making it unlikely that you’ll follow old routines.
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea as absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones. Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. All love shifts and changes. I don’t know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage so If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there? Do all things with love as t’s useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office. Meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love Life is the flower for which love is the honey as Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
The source of happiness
We but mirror the world. All the tendencies present in the outer world are to be found in the world of our body. If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. This is the divine mystery supreme. A wonderful thing it is and the source of our happiness. We need not wait to see what others do. If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. Love is a clous made with the fume of sighs. Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other. It is possible to consistently and authentically keep motivated so Try not to become a star of success, but rather try to become someone of value. Success is not relavant without honor so If at first you don’t succeed, do it like your mother told you as e Eighty percent of success is showing up and climbing the ladder of success, be sure it’s leaning against the right building but if you at firstdon’t succeed, you’re running about average and without enthusiasm. be like a toy balloon among children armed with pins. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans so catch the trade winds in your sails, explore dream discover .there is no point at which you can say, “I can not”
Believe in the compelling power of love
Love is life and if you miss love, you miss life as a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. “It takes just a moment to tell someone you love them, but it takes a lifetime to prove it. Being married It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life so when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams and counting the years. The heart has no wrinkles as friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never. How absurd and delicious it is to be in love with somebody younger than yourself. Everybody should believe in the compelling power of love so you can live without money, you cannot live without love. Always believe something wonderful is going to happen. A loving doe, a graceful deer—may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be captivated by her love. Women should be respected as wel. Generally speaking, men are held in great esteem in all parts of the world, so why shouldn’t women have their share? Soldiers and war heroes are honored and commemorated, explorers are granted immortal fame, martyrs are revered, but how many people look upon women too as soldiers?…Women, who struggle and suffer pain to ensure the continuation of the human race, make much tougher and more courageous soldiers than all those big-mouthed freedom-fighting heroes put together so affer lots of candy and chocolate. Feed with chocolate: It’ll load up with phenylethylamine, a neurotransmitter that activates the brain’s pleasure center, and caffeine, which can jolt the sex drive. Take an overnight train with your friend or wife. There’s the excitement of traveling in a novel way. And there’s your sleeping compartment. It’s a new place and it moves, which adds a new dynamic to sex. And it’s somewhat public: There’s the excitement when you’re in flagrante delicto as the train stops, and people are outside your window.Find a new place to have sex: on the washer. Your washing machine produces more vibration than any other appliance in the home. When your butt’s on the lid, the motion is transmitted through your penis, essentially turning your member into a life-size vibrator.
The beginning of all knowledge
Need a mew Place to Have Sex IV: the elevator. Try a freight elevator. It won’t have an alarm, and you can stop it between floors for more privacy. Relive the past. Go to the garage and reclaim a space you long ago ceded: Seduce in the backseat of the car. It feels a little public, it’s steeped in testosterone, and there’s a throwback, high-school quality to it.Earn Your Right to Experiment
Sexual experimentation is earned, not inherited. It requires time, tact, and trust: 66 percent of the women we surveyed said they’re most willing to experiment later in a relationship so dont think about love as a loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge One reserves his true and deepest love not for the species in whose company one finds electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company one feels tenderly drowsy as love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sin
Do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally
Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. Love is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love. Precious treasure and oil are in a wise man’s dwelling, but a foolish man devours it. I might as well take a nap.” so don’t aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally while others wake up and work hard at it.He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent men and the love of little children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who has left the world better than he found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or a rescued soul; who has never lacked appreciation of earth’s beauty or failed to express it; who has always looked for the best in others and given them the best he had; whose life was an inspiration; whose memory a benediction. Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men so in order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. Blessed is the one who finds wisdom, and the one who gets understanding, for the gain from her is better than gain from silver and her profit better than gold. She is more precious than jewels, and nothing you desire can compare with her. Long life is in her right hand; in her left hand are riches and honor. Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace. Those who have succeeded at anything and don’t mention luck are kidding themselves. We need courage to overcome our fear of rejection. We need courage to reach out to other people. And most importantly, we need courage to recognize that we do have the choice to assign loneliness to a minor, infrequent role in our life so have faith, hope and love but the greatest of these is love.
Life is a crazy ride
Do you really think that you can go confidently in the direction of your dreams and live the life you have imagined? The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. At the center of your being you have the answer; you know who you are and you know what you want The meaning of life is to give life meaning. Who is like the wise? To see things in the seed, that is genius and who knows the interpretation of a thing? A man’s wisdom makes his face shine, and the hardness of his face is changed. Wisdom is with the aged, and understanding in length of days.
The meaning of love
Listen to advice and accept instruction, that you may gain wisdom in the future. Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. By wisdom a house is built, and by understanding it is established; by knowledge the rooms are filled with all precious and pleasant riches. A wise man is full of strength, and a man of knowledge enhances his might, for by wise guidance you can wage your war, and in abundance of counselors there is victory. Wisdom is too high for a fool; in the gate he does not open his mouth. What is the purpose of life? The ultimate question. And what an elegant answer! I find this quote to be incredible empowering and inspirational. The meaning of love is exactly what you decide it to be. You are free to choose your own destiny. So choose wisely, invest some time to figure out what you want in life and how to get it
Once we understand the concept you can see all the advantages of Love. Strive, meditate and always stay positive and happy. Your goals won’t happen overnight, they also won’t happen without work. You will have to overcome many obstacles before you reach your desired goal. Human potential is the same for all. Your feeling, “I am of no value”, is wrong. Absolutely wrong. Clitoral contact in particular feels abrasive without a proper warmup. If a woman yips or inhales suddenly when you go there instead of purring or moaning you’ve jumped the gun. Try the Yab-Yum sex position: You both sit up, and she faces you, sitting on your lap with a pillow under her bottom for easier penetration. You’ll have constant contact with her clitoris, but she’ll control the pressure. Another new place to have sex: in a beanbag chair. You can contour it to any shape, and it’ll support you in unaccustomed ways. Other people’s insight can be very important and can help skip a few steps so be wise and kind, you can use other peoples experiences to learn quicker and get by some of the steps. In this example they are your tools) Getting help and helping, is not only smart and quicker it will also show your friends and family and the whole world that you want to learn and achieve your goals such as Doggy-style sex that works great when she’s on her belly, draped over the amorphous blob (that’s the chair, not you). New Place to Have Sex III: a national park. If the missus likes to vocalize, pitch your tent in Alaska’s Denali National Park, where 6 million untamed acres and a crowd-thinning permit system leave little risk of waking the neighbors. She’ll gasp in delight when the midnight sun bathes the Big One (that’s Mt. McKinley, buddy) in salmon pink light.
Have the courage
Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain’t lawful tender for a loaf of bread. The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff cause A lie has speed, but truth has endurance. When leaders attempt to create buy in around a new solution or idea for their team, it’s common to encounter resistance–or at least be subjected to conflicting opinions or proposals. Your response to such feedback will either further cultivate the highly engaged culture you want, or swiftly bash its head in with wrecking ball results. Instead of pounding your authoritative chest with, “Look, this is just the way it needs to be done,” try “That’s interesting. Can you share with me your thinking around that?”
Love is the answer, and you know that for sure; Love is a flower, you’ve got to let it grow. Passion is when you put more energy into something than is required to do it. It is more than just enthusiasm or excitement, passion is ambition that is materialized into action to put as much heart, mind, body and soul into something as is possible.The wise of heart will receive commandments, but a babbling fool will come to ruin. What fulfils you? What brings you joy? What are you passionate about? Where are you dreams? What do you love doing? If you want to become great at something, you must do what you love to do, meaning where your passion is. What is it, that you just can’t let go off once started. Maybe it is something creative of productive. If you do what you love, you don’t really work anymore. When doing it you feel uplifted and fulfilled, it goes nearly effortless. Some successful people I met said, they would pay to do what they do. You can take your qualities and find careers that require those things you are good at. For instance, if you’re a caring person who relates well with people, perhaps a career in nursing is something suited to you. There will be times where studying for nursing that it gets difficult because you’re not good at mathematics. Maybe. But ultimately, a good nurse is someone who cares for another person, and relates to that person well because patients feel that care. So anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography becausethe tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul on television and can’t hurt you unless you fall asleep. Flies spread disease – keep yours zipped and dont go messing around with everyone you can jump on.Remember, if you smoke before and after sex you’re doing something wrong and you can better masturbate as sex is more dangerous than smoking lots of cigarettes. When you go to a hooker, you are not paying for love but paying to leave the room and its true a dirty book is rarely dusty. When you talk dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment.When a woman talks dirty to you you will have to pay per minute so remember God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell as sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
Affection is crucial
Anger cannot be overcome by anger. In the practice of tolerance, one’s enemy is the best teacher. If a person shows anger to you, and you show anger in return, the result is a disaster.Without a sense of equanimity, unbiased love and compassion cannot even get started. Without inner peace, without inner calm, it is difficult to find lasting peace. Today, when we face problems or disagreements, we have to arrive at solutions through dialogue. If we want spiritual development, the practice of patience is essential.When you have moistened your mind with love, you can begin to meditate on compassion. If you treat people as brothers or sisters, they respond accordingly. Everyone can understand from natural experience and common sense that affection is crucial from the day of birth; it is the basis of life. Non violence is a sign of strength; violence is a sign of desperation and weakness. We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves.
Religious people talk too much, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals so the best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. Maybe there are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered:entertainment, food, and affection.It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately.When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating under no circumstances can the food be omitted no matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens so after the first ten minutes, you want to go home and screw and never want to screw again as long as you live.
Life without sex might be safer
So what is Love? commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh because sex is God’s joke on human beings and the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions but it is etter to do it and dont ask yourself what youre are doing. Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearablydull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take sex away, and human existence would be reduced to the an imbecile level of life in an anthill so actually there is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.
People should be kind an very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats, and better use peanut butter and jelly sandwichbetter to prevent bad sex. The natural one has only two primal passions, to get and beget and to masturbate so you don’t have to get dressed up for it but be be careful, if you use a elctic toy or vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time in your tub. But if you wake up aroused in the morning you can’t help it. You just wake up and want sex but women are thinking, “How can he want me the way I look in the morning?” It’s because we can’t see what is a mystergrwoing unyou. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve and they cant see our most erogene G zone. Whoever called it G zone was a poor judge of anatomy. Sex is emotion in motion as Love’s mysteries in souls do grow, but yet the body is his book. So why should you take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t! Thank God the G-spot is in the ears as who looks for it below is wasting time. Masturbation is the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
Sex at age ninety
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation and found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of sex.The hypothalamus controls the “Four F’s”: fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating. Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope but fortunately everyone can take viagra which makes this world a better place for elder people who have problems with having sex but never forget it is not sex that gives the pleasure, but Viagra, if you can afford the real effective Viagra from pfizzer and dont get dissapointed by using fake pills.
a chicken and an egg
In fact as a chicken and an egg are lying in bed.The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out.The egg mutters to no one in particular, “I guess we answered that question so you can better buy Viagra from Pfizzer as Love is sometimes a matter of chemistry, but sex is allways a matter of physics. Sex gets people into trouble from the age of fifteen: hoping that by the time they straighten it out because women are obsessed with sex as an average man. Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity so if we promote conservatives the same way we promiscuity or science, they’ve plenty to worry about.
The ilussuion of the peak
A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction. You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct because having too much sex causes the most amount of trouble. It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection with or without Viagra. The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there’s nobody to talk to during an orgasm. Love ain’t nothing but sex misspelled as being with a woman all night never hurts no ball player or Viagra addict staying up all night looking for a woman who loves to dream about the perfect position, ridiculous, and the expense damnable. Virginity ever will be lost but he tragedy is when you’ve got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.
Sex is a practical joke
Women reach theirs at thirty-five so do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires.If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? Sex is the great amateur art.The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show. The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water:not before or after, but instead. Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime. Were kisses all the joys in bed,one woman would another wed yet having sex is like playing bridge.If you don’t have good sex you’d better use good Viagra. Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
The Theory of Erection Relativity
The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery.Had God consulted in the matter, advised to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay. When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. Anticipation makes the hard-on longer. Those who have prophesied dreadful consequences as a result of the greater sexual freedom which the young assert – unwanted babies, venereal disease and so on – are usually the very same people who seek the fulfillment of their prophecies by opposing the free availability to the young of contraception and the removal of the stigma and mystification that surround venereal sease.
How lucky you are
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity – the more you think about it, the harder it gets since men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. So what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release. The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. Would you like to meet the one who invented sex and see what working on now so put in mind of sex as everything does. How lucky you are that you can reach your genitals instead of that spot on your back that itches. The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Everyone can understand from natural experience and common sense that affection is crucial from the day of birth; it is the basis of life. Wonderful spiritual qualities, such as unbounded love sex and compassion, are present as potentials in all our minds. Never forget, an open heart is an open mind and friends, genuine friends, have much more to do with whether we have a warm heart, not money or power. Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important.It’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned.Do not have sex with the authorities. There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it.Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
Coming from the clouds
Remember Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head as our love could change the orbit of the earth.So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind. Nothing risqué, nothing gained as a cock doesn’t talk politics so to succeed with the opposite sex, tell you’re impotent and yopur partner can’t wait to disprove it. Now, if groups like Moral Majority have their way, there won’t be any sex education at school, and our kids will be the dumbest in the world when it comes to sex…. But parents are sexually retarded too…. Fear and primitive morals are creating a sexual pressure-cooker in this country and soon the top will blow…. So do we find children drawing a picture of a baby coming from the clouds or from under a cabbage leaf.
Love, compassion and concern for others are real sources of happiness. It is always possible, happiness is not something ready made just like good sex.. It comes from your own actions. Find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least that is good but you can survive without sex. If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive. Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives.
Accomplished your task
Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real love Whether one believes or not, and whether one believes in love or not, there isn’t anyone who doesn’t appreciate kindness and compassion. With realization of one’s own potential and self-confidence in one’s ability, one can build a better world.
The words of a man’s mouth are deep waters, but the fountain of wisdom is a bubbling brook. That man is successful who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much, who has gained the respect of the intelligent men and the love of children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who leaves the world better than he found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or a rescued soul; who never lacked appreciation of earth’s beauty or failed to express it; who looked for the best in others and gave the best he had. Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. Wisdom rests in the heart of him who has understanding, but what is in the heart of fools is made known.
A wonderful stroke of luck
Remember! that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.Happiness comes through taming the mind; without taming the mind there is no way to be happy. When you generate a reasoned desire for others to be happy, your humanity increases in strength. The more contact we have with one another and the more we come to understand each other’s values, the greater will be our mutual respect.Enemies teach us inner strength, courage and determination. I feel that a sense of compassion is the most precious thing there is. The point of our existence is that, as human beings, we live purposeful, meaningful lives.Even a small experience of altruism brings a measure of mental peace right away. If you focus only on yourself and neglect others, you will lose; but you will gain if you value others as much as you cherish yourself. The practice of love can be expressed in one sentence: Be kind, help eacother and never do not harm others.
Love the Internet
Can you find love on the Internet? Millions of people believe you can. They want to click a mouse and discover lifelong bliss. In the real world, however, it’s not that easy to find love, unless we turn to someplace unexpected: God. When you find love from God, you find pure, unconditional, indestructible, eternal love. Love is the beauty of the soul and the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion, the delusion that one woman differs from another. Love is the flower you’ve got to let grow. and the foundation from which your decisions about your life should be made. Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the Gods. Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.Love is the poetry of the senses.Love is the power to see similarity in the dissimilar. Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex and love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old. Love is what you’ve been through with and tells you something new about yourself.
The best proof
Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. Love means not ever having to say you’re sorry. Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. Love takes up where knowledge leaves off. Love that is not madness is not love. Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man. Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole. Take away love and our earth is a tomb. The art of love is largely the art of persistence since . The best thing to hold onto in life is each other because there is no limit to the power of loving. There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved: It is God’s finger on man’s shoulder.
The mind is not everything. Some of the worst mistakes of lovers have been haircuts. Sure, but how we look and what we think is not what we become so If you take a genuine interest in people, if you consistently look for the good in them and love them you truly will stand out from the crowd. They’ll see something in you they’ve never seen before. Do not waste time looking for the perfect love or success. What the world really needs is love and less paper work whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same when love is not madness, it is not love. The degree of loving is measured by the degree of giving love is of two kinds, one which commands, and one which obeys. The two are quite distinct, and the passion to which the one gives rise is not the passion of the other. The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire. Love’s greatest gift is its ability to make everything it touches sacred.
True love stories
Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared so apply your heart to instruction and your ear to words of knowledge. Once this realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky. One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving. People need loving the most when they deserve it the least so say what you will, ’tis better to be left than never to have been loved. Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. Sometimes it’s a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. Create the life and love and give to thee, the more infinite. True love stories never have endings cause no man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired a place you can touch a woman that will drive one crazy and thats in the heart. .With the ancient is wisdom; and in length of days understanding. The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt at the gate: he who loves finds the door open. Be always kind in thinking and create profoundness; kindness in giving creates love
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Dream on and wishing you all your dreams wil come true.